A friend of mine recently forwarded this article which is written by someone who is patronising the Fitness First gym in Menara Axis. I find it really hilarious and wishes to share it with you.
1. If you girls suddenly catch 1 guy checking you out… there are actually another 9 more u didnt catch.
2. If you girls are wondering why nobody is checking you out when you walk around strutting your stuff… look again! - this time, not at the guys, but their reflections in the mirror. See them looking at you now?
3. Watch this clip of the 2004 Malaysian Idol auditions. The guy with the yellow shorts singing Kylie’s ‘Spinning Around’ goes to Fitness First Menara Axis. In fact, he wears those same pair of shorts for every workout! And yes, he’s GAY. If you observe him in the gym, you can actually catch him dancing and entertaining himself by the corner. Scary…
4. More than 50% of the guys in the gym are gay… yes.. even those ugly ones. This is no big secret actually… but thought I’ll include it here anyway.
5. Gays hang out in packs. If you know 1, chances are, the 3 guys working out with him or the ones that keep saying hi/bye to him are gay too. And beware.. they hunt in packs too.
6. Some Fitness first male instructors are perverts. Just watch them during one of their personal training sessions with female members. You dont see them being that ‘up close and personal’ if it was their guy client. You have not idea how bad it is.. once I even saw a trainer almost lying on TOP of the woman… supposedly using his bodyweight to give resistance to her legs or something. YEAH RIGHT. I really wish you women would say something.. cos its so clear that theyre being indecent. I’ve been working out for many years and in so many different gyms, and let me tell you that there are OTHER ways to do it.
7. The white guy that tries to mix his expensive protein supplement WITH THE TINY PLASTIC COFFEE SPOON thingy at the juice bar is a show off and a dumbass. Hasnt he heard of a shaker before?
8. Zana the front desk girl in FF Menara Axis is ‘oh so HOT’.
9. Fitness First Subang Jaya is the ultimate pick-up branch with too much socialising going on there. Fitness First John Hancock is the ultimate gay-infested outlet. Careful.. they hang out in packs, and even whistle and wink at other guys. *shiver*
10. Their sales consultants will harass you 10x worse than your bank asking for your credit card payment. Also, some of them will talk so much about being fit and starting a healthy lifestyle etc without realising that their ass cant fit on the wooden chairs they talk to you on.
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